so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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