im drinking this country out of the recession.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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