I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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