mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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