And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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