I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I did not marry a roomba.
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