adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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