I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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