her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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