Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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