i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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