What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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