let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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