remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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