Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And then my night got REAL pukey
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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