I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Houston, we have a squirter
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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