i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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