Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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