Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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