bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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