Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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