Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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