You just made me feel so damn special
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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