Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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