why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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