Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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