I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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