Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you had me at cake vodka
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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