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• (708): View more from Illinois

  the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.

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• (209): View more from California

  Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  school has made you so classy.

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  that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.

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• (949): View more from California

  I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now

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• (806): View more from Texas

  There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat

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