the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat