Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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