that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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