He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I did not marry a roomba.
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