More tranny stories later!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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