She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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