So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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