Don't you send me to vm
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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