Dual....:-)
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
