i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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