their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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