i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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