He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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