I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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