C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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