Don't you send me to vm
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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