I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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