do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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