I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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