Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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