i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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