Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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