It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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