Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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